The following is going out in the post to the manager of Stroud Tesco first class this morning-
It was with much disappointment that I left empty handed, (well, not quite I got some beer) after discovering you did not have in stock The Simpsons™ Lego a couple of weeks ago. An acquaintance of mine in Bristol, (one Lewis Skinking) assured me all Tescos would, but alas, you were without them.
I am writing in the hope you will consider ordering some for your shelves that I might purchase. Then, just as with the beer, I can use said Lego pieces as social lubricant to avoid the bullying that inevitably comes my way due to the red hue of my hair.