To get my best clothes…

The following is going out in the post to the manager of Stroud Tesco first class this morning-

Dear Sir/Madam,

It was with much disappointment that I left empty handed, (well, not quite I got some beer) after discovering you did not have in stock The Simpsons™ Lego a couple of weeks ago. An acquaintance of mine in Bristol, (one Lewis Skinking) assured me all Tescos would, but alas, you were without them.

I am writing in the hope you will consider ordering some for your shelves that I might purchase. Then, just as with the beer, I can use said Lego pieces as social lubricant to avoid the bullying that inevitably comes my way due to the red hue of my hair.

Yours gingerly,

Teddy Fourlegs

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